Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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