I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
