are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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