Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.