Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
