but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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