I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
barbara walters just said penis...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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