i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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