he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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