We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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