She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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