ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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