I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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