i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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