nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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