can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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