I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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