Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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