booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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