he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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