I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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