your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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