worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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