I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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