someone get that fucking seahorse.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My balls are so social today.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Blood and glitter go together right?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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