lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
...so i touched it.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We had to coat check the pizza.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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