I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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