Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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