...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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