I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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