Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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