try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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