she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
