Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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