he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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