come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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