For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
