Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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