Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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