you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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