we have officially lost it.
That's intense
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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