ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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