no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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