Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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