doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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