I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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