what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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