i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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