ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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