I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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