Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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