I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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