Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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