he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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