did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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